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'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Cybergoth.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

Graffitti.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Ian Dury

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

William Hague as a punk.

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

John Cooper Clarke