Gangster Nostalgia T-Shirts

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

Death by Television

Perky Blinders

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

'You meowin' at me?'

I'm an Al Capone-ic.

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'