Retro Gangster Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Jimmy Cagney.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Social Media

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.