Vintage Gangster Enthusiast T-Shirts

Famous Cons.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Rumble bees.'

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

Mafia Passport Photo

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Perky Blinders

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"Very touching."

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."