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'You're grounded,son.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Al Pacino

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Rumble bees.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Bob Hoskins

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo

'I'll try the Gangster Wrap.'

James Cagney