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'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mushrooms of New York

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Al Pacino

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Whacked music.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"