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Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'...and Finn McGraw here? Well, he's a veritable killing machine!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Mushrooms of New York

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We've been framed."

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Bob Hoskins

'Rumble bees.'

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

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