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Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Won't talk, eh? Then send him home to his mother - in a glass!'

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

'Frankenstein's Mobster.'

Bob Hoskins

'Really?? Are you sure you didn't say St. Valentine's Day masquerade?'

"Very touching."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Al Pacino

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

'Rumble bees.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'