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'You meowin' at me?'

Jimmy Cagney.

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"

"Towards the end, he was just slightly annoyed."

'When your kite gets blown away.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

James Cagney

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Whacked music.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'Rumble bees.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."