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'Front desk? Why isn't there a Glock 38 on my pillow?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Al Pacino

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Whacked music.

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'