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"Don't worry, Jimmy. If I die you'll be taken care of. Quickly."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Death by Television

"At a guess, I'd say we are off the coast of Miami."

Gangster's kid playing with a chalk outline.

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Al Pacino

Mushrooms of New York

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Whacked music.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Rumble bees.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"