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"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

I'm an Al Capone-ic.

'Is this the end of Little Caeser'

"We'd like to see something in cement."

"The trouble with you is you have no respect for an alternate life style."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

Mushrooms of New York

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'Rumble bees.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."