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'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"Just because you swam with the sharks it doesn't make you a big fish"

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"One day all this will be yours."

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Al Pacino

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"We've been framed."

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'Rumble bees.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."