Vintage Gangster Enthusiast Gifts

Famous Cons.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Rumble bees.'

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

Bob Hoskins

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Mafia Passport Photo

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"Very touching."

James Cagney

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

Perky Blinders

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."