Gangster Style Enthusiast Gifts

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Do you have it in black?'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Rumble bees.'

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"We've been framed."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

James Cagney

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

Perky Blinders

Great news! You set a record holding up the line in the post office? Better. I got my wanted picture in the post office. I'm like an old-time bad guy. It's awesome that at my age, I can still accomplish something of meaning. I wonder if I can bring down the internet. Dare to dream.

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Death by Television