Retro Gangster Aficionados Gifts

"Say hello to my little friend."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Sundial Watch

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."