Retro Gangster Aficionados Mugs

A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

"Say hello to my little friend."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Sundial Watch

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?