Classic Gangster Aficionado Mugs

'I might be late for dinner tonight.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Al Pacino

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Bob Hoskins

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Rumble bees.'

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"