Classic Gangster Aficionado Gifts

'I might be late for dinner tonight.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"

'Rumble bees.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Mafia Passport Photo

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"