Gangster Nostalgia Mugs

Great news! You set a record holding up the line in the post office? Better. I got my wanted picture in the post office. I'm like an old-time bad guy. It's awesome that at my age, I can still accomplish something of meaning. I wonder if I can bring down the internet. Dare to dream.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Mafia Passport Photo

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

James Cagney

Death by Television

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

Perky Blinders

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

'You meowin' at me?'

'Is this the end of Little Caeser'

Al Pacino Gets a Dog.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'