Punk Nostalgia Gifts

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

Graffitti.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

William Hague as a punk.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

John Cooper Clarke