Retro Nostalgia Gifts

Curved Screen T.V.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

High Tech/Low Tech.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Pilgrim hits jackpot.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Seventies heartthrob

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace