Retro Nostalgia Gifts

Curved Screen T.V.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Richard Widmark

Pilgrim hits jackpot.

Seventies heartthrob

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace