Punk Culture Lovers Gifts

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Cybergoth.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Australian punk

Lou Reed

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Original punks go to reunion

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'