Punk Culture Gifts

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

Anti-social Sciences

"This is my son. I'm grooming him to take over from me."

'I want to be a role model.'

Acupunkture.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

'I give it two minutes tops!

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Punk Angel

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"MY flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Non-conformist.'

Big man scared at the dentist's.

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

Thug with his son.

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Man with body piercings using WD40 as deodorant.

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

'Like dude, you are totally freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

Buzz off I'm a hood - not a witch.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Showoff! Bald man envies punk.

'Like DUDE, you are TOTALLY freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

Help! These are my peak jewellery years!

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

'...and over the shoulder for 'good luck'.'

'Underground cartoonist'

'Do you belong to any other clubs or organizations other than the satanic cults?'

Times Change in Camden Town

William Hague as a punk.

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."