Punk Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Like dude, you are totally freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Chippunks

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Lou Reed

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel