Punk Music Gifts

'Where did we go wrong...?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

"What are your parents going to say?"

"Awesome dood!"

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

"That was great - let's run through that again."

Punk Rock

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I'm sorry. There is no Cure.'

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"Where did we go wrong?"

"That's the trouble with old people - they've got no respect."

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

The Barber Of Severe.

Stay away from our Doreen.

"In" and "Way Out."

Punk Roman

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

John Cooper Clarke

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Graffitti.

Punk Reindeer

37th Annual McHenry County Barbershop Quartet Open Competition.

'Punk Rapunzel'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Mum, Grandad's been showing me his shrapnel again.'

'You'll have to come up with something new, nobody notices you anymore.'