Punk Rock Gifts

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

Punktuation Marks.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

"Is that what you're wearing??"

"Remember when we could gob on each other with impunity?"

'...and how dare you appear in my court with that silly haircut!'

'Well... It started with the nose ring the farmer gave me and I just got a taste for it.'

CND singer

rude singer

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

The Stranglers

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Kim Shattuck

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"Too punkish?"

"I'm Punk Punzel! My sister Ra does this 'Let-Your-Hair-Down' thing. She lives over there!"

Australian punk

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"He's a child prodigy."

Punk Birthday

A punk holding a balloon

Shane MacGowan.

Valley girl mothers.

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

Punkins

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

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