Punk Rock Gifts

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

Punktuation Marks.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

'...and how dare you appear in my court with that silly haircut!'

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

rude singer

CND singer

"Is that what you're wearing??"

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Punkins

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

A punk holding a balloon

Punk Birthday

"He's a child prodigy."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Crying Babushka with a Pussy Riot logo.

Australian punk

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"Too punkish?"

"I'm Punk Punzel! My sister Ra does this 'Let-Your-Hair-Down' thing. She lives over there!"

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

Bad Dog

"Same old stuff, dude... all dressed up and nowhere to go."