Punk Rockers Gifts

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Punkins

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Original punks go to reunion

Australian punk

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Lou Reed

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'