Punk Rocker At Heart Gifts

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Lou Reed

Australian punk