Punk Rocker At Heart Gifts

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

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"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.