Punk Rocker With A Passion For Justice Gifts

'I'm afraid Mohican haircuts are a no-no in my court, Mister Ponsonby-Smythe!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Vivienne Westwood

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punkins

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Australian punk

Original punks go to reunion

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'