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'I'm afraid Mohican haircuts are a no-no in my court, Mister Ponsonby-Smythe!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.