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"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Original punks go to reunion

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

Mohawk Yard.

Shane MacGowan.

"How much do you want off the top?"

Standard Shift

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."