Satirical Sea Singer T-Shirts

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fish Farm.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'He was born to the sea.'

Woman painting a man drowning.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hopkins!?!

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

GREENLAND

'Help.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Three Morons At Sea."

I can't stand it when they double park!

Sardine Funeral.

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,