Satirical Sea Singer Gifts

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fish Farm.

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Blue Whale

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Woman painting a man drowning.

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'He was born to the sea.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hopkins!?!

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Fisherman catches a mine.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'Help.'

GREENLAND

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Three Morons At Sea."

I can't stand it when they double park!

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean