Guitar-strumming Sea Serenader T-Shirts

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

Music Lessons

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

No Bruch!

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

My Violinist Valentine

Mozart with a violin case.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Occupational Hazards.

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Serenading

'Oh, shut up!'

Guitar.

String Quartet

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romantic music.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

A man gesturing at the moon

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Serenading with a guitar

Violinists.

"Sandpipers."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Pluck me.'

Fritz Kreisler.

Violinist Chin