Sea Serenader T-Shirts

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'Let's wail!'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Saxophone Player.

A masked man serenading

No Bruch!

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Sandpipers."

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Romance Music

Violinist on a Beach

"Could you keep it down please!"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Cellist on Mars

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Winter String Quartet

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

Ed Sheeran

Gondolier

"Do I play by 'ere? Nah! Over THERE, lady!"

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

"Music doesn't happen to be his strong point..."

A coral choral.