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"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Saxophone Player.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A masked man serenading

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

No Bruch!

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Romance Music

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Sandpipers."

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"If I were a carpenter"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"Could you keep it down please!"

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

Violinist on a Beach

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).