Scientific Serenader T-Shirts

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Music Lessons

Caught in the Music

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

No Bruch!

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mozart with a violin case.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Double bass in space

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Occupational Hazards.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Serenading

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

String Quartet

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Roy, orbiting.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Romance Music

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"