Self-taught Serenader T-Shirts

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Listening to Coldplay.

Love birds playing a guitar.

I love my Uke.

No Bruch!

My Violinist Valentine

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

The Gong

Guitar.

'Oh, shut up!'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Serenading with a guitar

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

A man gesturing at the moon

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romantic music.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"If I were a carpenter"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Vampire Bassoonist

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

Saxophonist

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!