Self-taught Serenader Pillows

'Actually I'm self-taught.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Love birds playing a guitar.

I love my Uke.

My Violinist Valentine

No Bruch!

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

The Gong

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Guitar.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romantic music.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Serenading with a guitar

A man gesturing at the moon

"If I were a carpenter"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Vampire Bassoonist

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

Saxophonist

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

Ed Sheeran