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'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Caught in the Music

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

A masked man serenading

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

No Bruch!

Dr. Phil takes it home.

My Violinist Valentine

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitar.

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Serenading with a guitar

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

A man gesturing at the moon

Silent music

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romantic music.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Chicken singing romantic songs