Punk Rocker At Sea Mugs

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Original punks go to reunion

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

Standard Shift

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Bad Dog

Mohawk Yard.

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."