Boat Rocker Mugs

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Let's rock!'

"Ahoy!"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Rock n'roll.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Did you hear something?"

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Freddie Mercury

"I'm a rockhound."

Ritchie Blackmore.

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

Howard's flies make their break.

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

'They're part of our corporate culture.'