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"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Old rocker.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Rock n'roll.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Ahoy!"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"I'm a rockhound."

Howard's flies make their break.

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."