Wedding Rocker T-Shirts

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Old rocker.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Rock n'roll.

Double Bass.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Santana Claus

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"I hear we went platinum."

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Kissing bench with rockers

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Tambourine.

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

Keith Richards

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

Bishop rocking in his church.

Jericho revisited.

Triple Threat

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.