Wedding Rocker Gifts

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one's another oldie."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

How's my Jiving?

Rock n'roll.

Double Bass.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Santana Claus

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I hear we went platinum."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Did you hear something?"

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Marilyn Manson

Kissing bench with rockers

Ritchie Blackmore.

Freddie Mercury

Tambourine.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

BB King.

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

Keith Richards

David Bowie RIP

Bishop rocking in his church.

Jericho revisited.

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."