Party Rocker Gifts

'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Elvis Presley

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Punk Reindeer

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Masquerade

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"