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'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The devil you know and his plus one

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Punk Reindeer

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'