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"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

'I think, therefore I am.' 'I don't, therefore I am not.'

"Nice to put a face with a call."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"You're a lesbian, how nice, I'm a pisces"

Latin Jazz fusion

Confucius say: shut up.

'See, Robbie, I told you this party would be fun. Everyone's insisting we stay for dinner.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

'Brian's a professor of stating the bleeding obvious.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

A young man being introduced to an intellectual at a party

'Oh! For goodness sake, stop celebrating Britishness...'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

'This is Jan. My better half.' 'Really, Tom... More like two-thirds.'

'Norman Whimplebottom, but you can call me Tiger.'

God save the Queen.

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

'Whoa, don't ask me any math questions -- I'm a SOCIAL engineer!'

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

"What did you say your super power was again?"

'I don't know if you remember me, Audrey, but my name is Axel, and we met at a party last week....What do I look like? Well, I have a prominent nose and I'm on the short side...I'm also a wolverine.'

'Well, Roger, it looks as if you're finally going to meet a few of my ex-husbands!'

'Oh no, we're wearing the same dress!'

'I'd like you to meet my hilarious sidekick.'

"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

"They must be having a 'two-for-one' promotion on tonight."