Party Goer With A Twist T-Shirts

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

"Oh, hello, Ziplack. You know, I almost failed to recognize you without the prison garb."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Peel poker.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Aperitif?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."